Thursday, November 22, 2012

Grittjokes: The Fourth One (Thanksgiving Edition)

 
 
- Why did the Brazilian turkey perform a musical while wandering around the homestead?

 - He was perusing the premises.

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Rate the joke:

1. This is a Thanksgiving miracle.

2. Gobble gobble to you jive turkey joketeller.

3. Listening to this is worse than animal cruelty.

4. Even  Peta chicks decided to shower after hearing this one.

4 comments:

  1. I would put this one at a 5.

    But I did chuckle, a little.

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  2. Since you didn't suggest I should torture myself, like in past evaluations, I'll gladly settle for a 5.

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  3. The bird was peru/sing the premises. In context: 'peru'=turkey, and 'sing' refers to our Brazilian feathered friend perfoming a musical as he wondered around the homestead (peru/sing the premises).
    Happy Thanksgiving Bee-eigh-bee.

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