Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Grittjokes: The Third One


Why did Senhora Galinha insist on laying her eggs in front of all the other chickens, and in an upright position?

Because she wanted a standing ovation.

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Rate this joke.

1. You are a god, period.
2. Hens, galinhas and omelettes everywhere should give you a standing ovation for this gem.
3. Next time warn me before you lay one of these: had I brought a barfbag my keyboard would still be pristine.
4. Again, just shoot yourself.

7 comments:

  1. 2. It is clara that you deserve a standing ovation for this gema.

    (ka-boom!)

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    1. Tom, I'm actually really impressed. You even made Gritty's joke good :) Parabens for you both :)

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  2. Hurts so good, as John Mellencamp would say :-)

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  3. I actually chuckled a little

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