Why did Senhora Galinha insist on laying her eggs in front of all the other chickens, and in an upright position?
Because she wanted a standing ovation.
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Rate this joke.
1. You are a god, period.
2. Hens, galinhas and omelettes everywhere should give you a standing ovation for this gem.
3. Next time warn me before you lay one of these: had I brought a barfbag my keyboard would still be pristine.
4. Again, just shoot yourself.
