Sunday, December 22, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
Saturday, December 14, 2013
Grittjokes: The Seventh One
- What did the chickpea say as he was being frantically and aggressively pushed around?
- "Hey, somehummus don´t like this!".
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Rate this joke.
1. You are a paste of pure delight.
2. You just made this chickpea (only for female readers).
3. Since you´re on the subject of middle-eastern food why don´t you take a shish kabob and (bleep, bleep, bleep).
4. Showering with a camel would have been less painful than reading this.
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And just to say this wasn´t a complete waste of time.
Friday, December 13, 2013
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Like Shooting Fish in a Barrel
Nice little movie, great graphics, and man did it make me crave lobster.
Friday, November 22, 2013
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
Friday, September 6, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Jean Tinguely
Awesome. And once married to the fascinating Niki de Saint Phalle.
The Stravinski Fountain, seen below, is a collaboration between Saint Phalle and Tinguely.
The Stravinski Fountain, seen below, is a collaboration between Saint Phalle and Tinguely.
Monday, August 12, 2013
Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Exploded Views
From Jim Campbell, the same artist behind "Scattered Lights" - a previous
installation in Manhattan's Madison Square Park.
Sunday, June 30, 2013
Well Done!
Spain basically gets her ass handed to her by Brazil in the Confederation Cup final. And the most impressive play wasn't even a goal. Congrats to the Brazilian team.
Saturday, June 29, 2013
An Encounter of Sorts between Economic Logic and Dilma Rousseff
Yes Mrs. Rousseff: you really are that stupid. |
From "The Economist" (article can be read in its entirety here).
"ALMOST exactly 20 years ago, in May 1993, Fernando Henrique Cardoso was named as Brazil’s 13th finance minister in as many years, a seemingly hopeless job in a country trapped in hyperinflation, debt and an anachronistic economic statism. Mr Cardoso’s Real Plan swiftly tamed inflation and took him to the presidency. There he laid the foundations for a new Brazil, of stability and liberal economic reform. This success was reinforced by his successor, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, a left-wing former union leader, whose government saw 30m Brazilians get out of poverty.
The trouble is that in Lula’s second term (2007-10) and especially under his chosen successor, Dilma Rousseff, the formula behind Brazil’s success has been slowly abandoned. The policy secret was simple: inflation targeting by a Central Bank operating with de facto independence; transparent public accounts; a rigorous fiscal target, which brought down the public debt; and a much more open attitude to foreign trade and private investment."
Monday, June 24, 2013
Modern Comedian
"Any comic can tell you that the funniest moments in a comedian’s life don’t occur onstage. They happen in the company of other comics: in the green room, at the hotel bar, in the car on the way to the gig. That is where spontaneous hilarity occurs most reliably, and those are the moments that sustain the work onstage. “Modern Comedian” is a look at those hidden side streets and private alleyways that feed into the grand boulevard that is Comedy as it is experienced by an Audience."
From this guy.
From this guy.
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Friday, May 31, 2013
Pages Made of Days of Open Hand
"I took your urgent whisper. . ."
Love the melody, the lyrics and the visual genius of the video. I think this is one of the most under appreciated pieces of art in the past two decades.
Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Sunday, May 12, 2013
"From The Start"
Celebrating Sergiu Celibidache. Yeah, he looks weird; but just give it a chance and watch.
Wednesday, May 8, 2013
Time to Cash in on The World Cup
And watch the Swiss do just that with their Relógio Verde e Amarelo collection.
I should develop the Gritty Pun Watch and make millions as well.
I should develop the Gritty Pun Watch and make millions as well.
Friday, May 3, 2013
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
On Why Nerds, and Everyone Else, Should Enjoy the Likes of John Cage
"1. We love discovering and understanding how things are put together. Classical music is a perfect genre for this – each piece is written in one of many basically standardized forms, sonata form, trios, rondos, theme and variations, and so on. However, these forms are stretched and contorted and copied and pasted into very different beasts by each composer. Understanding what they’ve done, and why, is a lot of fun."
More here.
Saturday, April 13, 2013
Friday, April 12, 2013
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
Holy VACow
Wednesday, March 20, 2013
Then Along Comes a Woman
This is corny, and lovely (The Indiana Jones + Casablanca references may be obvious but sometimes what is obvious works so well).
Sunday, March 10, 2013
Wednesday, March 6, 2013
Grittjokes: The Sixth One
- Why did Mr. Mamão Brasileiro move to a Spanish speaking country to marry and father children?
- He understood this is where one goes to become a Papai-ya.
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Rate this joke.
1. I love you.
2. Laughs were as bountiful as the seeds inside one of these babies.
3. I hate this fruit, and you as well now.
4. Finally a circumstance is revealed to me where lynching is morally acceptable.
Sunday, March 3, 2013
Sunday, February 24, 2013
Grittjokes: The Fifth One
Why was the Brazilian windshield agonizing with depression and pain to the point of feeling dirty and suicidal?
He was missing his limpador (lim-pa-dor).
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Thursday, February 14, 2013
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Carnival . . . Gritty Style - The 1996 Performance.
Time for yet another timeless Carnival favorite: Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover".
This was presented by world renowned samba school Unidos do Gritty during the 1996 Rio festivities. The theme that year was, well, Gritty. And the float was showered with glittering grits as Eskimo dancers performed a choreographed samba rooted in lapland folk footwork - featuring a topless Santa (obviously). Unfortunately all footage was lost so I'll leave you with the Purple One's version, which is almost as good.
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Monday, February 4, 2013
Just Stop For a Minute and . . . Smile
Look to your left, and to your right . . . definitely be safe out there; which does not have to keep you from considering the following words:
"We need to take you back in time, when music made us all unite".
So smile, and Feliz Carnaval.
And listen to my favorite Marchinha below. Yes, I know: you are too cool to actually imagine that a song by Jessie J could sum up the spirit of Carnival (oh blasphemy); but give it a chance.
Chee-chee-a-ching.
"We need to take you back in time, when music made us all unite".
So smile, and Feliz Carnaval.
And listen to my favorite Marchinha below. Yes, I know: you are too cool to actually imagine that a song by Jessie J could sum up the spirit of Carnival (oh blasphemy); but give it a chance.
Chee-chee-a-ching.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
I think this is Nice
From artist Sheila Packa's book - described below.
cloud birds (2011)
Cloud Birds is a breathtaking flight through the western shoreline of Lake Superior north to the Iron Range of Minnesota. The poems are about bears, immigrants, bird migration, and women moving through violence.ChosenI came home to hear the great grey owl call into the early dark beyond the clearing over the growl and screech of an animal sheltered by fallen tree burrowed out of reach of talons and beak below the black tangle and pine spears above crystalline snow and moonlit drift a merciless hide and seek followed by inscrutable silence near and far the lift of dark wings into the old ash and gleam of star or flame with no in- or exhalation where wind hauls its ice and diamonds sift into the blue night. |
Friday, January 11, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
>>>> Glorious Life, I Thank You For Yet Another Year
And here's hoping 2013 is kind to all of us.
Happy New Year :-)
Happy New Year :-)
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