Friday, January 27, 2012

"Ruby": according to Adam Carolla

Norm MacDonald also weighs in as they deconstruct Kenny Roger's iconic song.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

How to (or not to) Behave on a Date

Dating recommendations from the year 1938.








Wednesday, January 11, 2012

The Crust of Spirituality



Remember dear reader: The well is deep, and I wish you well.

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Sunday, January 8, 2012

Grittreview: "The Room"

"The Room" is a movie.
Movies are stories or events recorded by a camera as a set of moving images and shown in a theater or on television; a motion picture.
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"The Room" is to cinematography what the review above is to insightful commentary.

Now meet the director, producer and main actor of this gem - Tommy Wiseau.



Yes, it really is that bad. So bad that it's good. Plus, contrary to what the director says in the interview, and according to what the cast claims: Wiseau was actually trying to make a drama, not a black comedy.
Anyway, I strongly recommend this crapfest. You've probably never seen anything like it, and it will make you feel a whole lot better about your skills in whatever it is that you do. Also, viewing such an aberration will provide the courage you need to finally engage in that new activity you so want to try; yet refrain from due to a constant fear of failure. After all, you can't possibly manage to do worse than Wiseau and his crew. So bad, in fact, as to end up being so very good.

I'm giving "The Room" my top score: ***** Five Astergrits

Now before we part let us not forget: movies are stories or events recorded by a camera...

Sunday, January 1, 2012

The Expectation that Invites Bitterness (According to Dr. Love)

So don't fret if your relationship fell apart as it probably ended because you expected, above all, to be happy. But happiness is not the point: it was never part of the plan.



Dr.Love is wise: it really is just so much easier being a porcupine.